“Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.”

“They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?”

“Have you ever thought that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a spaceship, and we are the aliens?”

“After I have read a good book, I have a hard time coping with reality.”

“If you died, even if I was alive, I would be dead inside.”

“The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.”