“Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.”
“They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody?”
“Have you ever thought that the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was a spaceship, and we are the aliens?”
“After I have read a good book, I have a hard time coping with reality.”
“If you died, even if I was alive, I would be dead inside.”
“The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.”